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A Mindspired Christmas Party
Old 3rd Dec 2007 15:00
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I arrived late at the Christmas Gala for Mindspired Members. The place was noisy, jammed with people. MS met me at the door, quickly turning to tell Lily I had arrived. A sudden hush fell over the room as people turned to look.

I actually hadn't realized how popular I was. I was elated to be so well received and that Lily would rush around the room whispering to everyone that Cocoa had arrived.

"Who the hell invited him again this year ?" I heard a female voice reply, then nothing but murmurs, which I took to be protestations of what that, obviously drunk and inconsiderate, person had said. Meanwhile, MS carefully inspected my hand scrawled invitation on the yellow lined tablet paper I had received, finally tossing it aside with a sigh, muttering something about some other member thinking they were a real "clown." I noticed all the other invitations were elegantly engraved and figured my name must have been accidentally left off the engraving list.

They must have been in a real panic about leaving me out and that would account for why I had received my invitation only yesterday and had to book a four hour flight at the last minute. Anyway, I was glad to be able to see everyone again. Glad I was, to have arrived, because I could see from the looks on their faces as we shook hands, that the party had a few of them a bit upset already. Well I was here to solve that problem.

Lily took me by the hand and led me to the open bar saying. "I trust we will not have a repeat of last year, Cocoa. Several of the ladies were sore for several weeks, and one had to be taken to the emergency room, if you remember. Greedy and Kitty are still a bit put out with you." I nodded in apology. "I suggest you stay at the bar for awhile while I warn the others. Sorry, I meant to say, let everyone know you are here." she added. I nodded again.

She must have been in a big hurry because she was breathing hard, and when she turned away her heels squeaked on the floor.

Kitty moved into the adjoining room, and seconds later I heard a scream, then Shy came running out mostly naked, trying to dress herself, stumbling along and making quick glances in my direction.

I was sure she was afraid she was not properly dressed to see me again, so I stayed put, simply raising a hand to wave at her. A look of terror on her face, she screamed again, moving faster, running to the ladies room. See, I told, you. No wonder her name is Shy.

After awhile I could hear the soft sexy female moans and the masculine murmurs and sighs escaping from the other room as well as some of the talk. It was so inviting and erotic, I decided to go in and say hello, after all they were obviously talking loud enough for me to hear, trying to excite me, enticing me to join in the fun.

I rose from the bar and walked over to the doorway, unbuttoning my pants as I moved. Standing just inside, I took off my pants and shorts. It was pitch black and I could not see at all, but could only make out the sounds of scrambling bodies, chairs, and other furniture being moved.

That was so nice of everyone to make plenty of room to make me feel comfortable.

I did make out a few words, "Oh no here he comes and that thing is hard again. Look out Angel he's turning your way," then screeching of furniture, a quick gasp, I think from Angel, and the sound of a body hitting the floor.

I knew she would be excited to see me, but never thought she would faint.

Then I heard Lily: "Cocoa you promised. Don't you realize you could cripple a girl with that thing ?"

"I'm really sorry," I replied as I stumbled forward, " I'm just joining in the fun"

I heard Greedy yell in pain, " Cocoa I'm not telling you again, I told you last year to keep your stupid cock away from my ass or I may have to hurt you."

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Old 3rd Dec 2007   #1
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Default Re: A Mindspired Christmas Party

Great story Cocoa I feel honored to have been included ....
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Old 4th Dec 2007   #2
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Default Re: A Mindspired Christmas Party

Awesome story, cocoa!! I laughed the whole time I read it! And, well, I think I would have volunteered again as long as you made sure that it was hard before I got my lips wrapped around it. ;-)

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Old 4th Dec 2007   #3
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Default Re: A Mindspired Christmas Party

Great story Cocoa, (looking down and shaking my head wondering where mine went, maybe on vacation?) I loved the whole thing, lots of laughs and, yes, maybe some evny.....

Wonders if you have ruined Kitty and Shy for life?


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Old 14th Jun 2008   #4
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Default Re: A Mindspired Christmas Party

This was one of those stories that could only be a dream I guess.
Or could really it be? Wonderfully funny and I wish I had read it at Holiday season to make it even more fun!
Will we be reading about how you volunteered to do the cannon-firing on the 4th of July as the Pops plays the 1812 Overture?
Its an idea for a story! Great job.
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