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| Dear Santa |
 10th Nov 2007 17:00
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| I fucked him once, I fucked him twice He licked my pussy, and it was nice I sucked his cock, and licked his balls And swallowed his cum between my jaws I fucked his papa, licked his mama too And sucked his sister, till she was blue I fucked our neighbor, right up my ass I fucked his brother and his intended lass I sucked his uncle and his bride to be Then talked them into an all way three I deep throated a man and another four And when I was done, lay begging for more His boss came in, we both fucked him Then did my boss in a local gym I met a stranger, fucked him silly While sucking the cock of a guy named Billy I went to a bar, licked a girl in a wink Left her panting hard in the bathroom sink When I got caught with my panties down I got buggered in the ass by a local clown We met two people which made a four Fucked them every which way on our kitchen floor They gasped and groaned and cried "Yahoo" More people came in and we fucked them too While fucking a man with a ten inch cock Had one slipped up my ass by a local jock When the maintenance man once came to the door I fucked him so good it was neighborhood lore I've been licked and bit and fucked and sucked Never had a proposal that I have ducked I'll take them on any time any place Go real slow or make a real horse race I don't really ask for a hell of a lot But think this time I'll give it a shot Santa I don't want you having a muscle spasm All I really want for Christmas is my first orgasm. | ||||||
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10th Nov 2007
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| Inspired Author  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 416
|  Re: Dear Santa Ok Cocoa, I am laughing my ass off with that one. Great job..make me all ready for the season... Keep it up and carry on Thanks |
 
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11th Nov 2007
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| Chat Moderators  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dover , De Posts: 1,392
| Re: Dear Santa That was great Cocoa .....well done I love it |
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12th Nov 2007
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| Inspired Author  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tennessee Posts: 588
| Re: Dear Santa ritfflmfao. I can't even breath..... I am laughing so hard... its a good thing I can type and laugh at the same time. Great work Cocoa2... Can't wait to see what you post next. |
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13th Nov 2007
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| Inspired Author  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In the cream Posts: 1,191
| Re: Dear Santa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......oh god, I can't breathe....awesome, cocoa....just friggin' awesome!!!! |
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25th Nov 2007
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| Inspired Author  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Clitterville Posts: 164
| Re: Dear Santa *holds sides dying laughing* TOO funny hon..keep it up..what a way to "start" the letter writing season... *looks for my pen, maybe I send somethin' like that to Santa I might get lucky!* lol...FFA |
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15th Feb 2008
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| Inspired Author  Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New England Posts: 939
| Re: Dear Santa Talk about an "O'Henry" ending!!!!
__________________ "Its not easy, being green...but green's the color of Spring...it's beautiful, and I think it's what I wanna be." (Kermit the frog) |
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30th Dec 2009
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| Moderator  Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Frolicking in the woods. Posts: 1,556
| Re: Dear Santa This was great! Thanks for an original and fun poem. You made me smile. I knew a girl like that once . . . we gave her her first.
__________________ Spice is the wonder and excitement in your world. |
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