http://www.mindspired.com/eroticforums Erotic Stories and Sensual Adult Literature for the Sexual Mind en Tue, 07 Sep 2010 13:22:02 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.mindspired.com/images/steelblue/misc/rss.jpg http://www.mindspired.com/eroticforums http://www.mindspired.com/eroticforums/humor-jokes/1328-its-hell-old.html Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:36:35 GMT OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.' ]]> Humor and Jokes Exakta66 http://www.mindspired.com/eroticforums/humor-jokes/1328-its-hell-old.html http://www.mindspired.com/eroticforums/humor-jokes/1327-birds-bees.html Sat, 28 Aug 2010 01:34:53 GMT A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole... A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole
event.

The rancher thought to himself, "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain the 'birds and bees'. Well, no need to jump the gun. I'll just let him ask the
questions and I'll answer as best I can."

After everything was over, the rancher walked over to his son and said, "Well, son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?" ]]> Humor and Jokes peppercorn http://www.mindspired.com/eroticforums/humor-jokes/1327-birds-bees.html http://www.mindspired.com/eroticforums/humor-jokes/1326-maid.html Tue, 10 Aug 2010 20:21:31 GMT The Maid The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked:... The Maid

The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about

this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh..'

Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'

Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?' ]]> Humor and Jokes Exakta66 http://www.mindspired.com/eroticforums/humor-jokes/1326-maid.html http://www.mindspired.com/eroticforums/humor-jokes/1325-therapy-session.html Tue, 10 Aug 2010 03:42:44 GMT A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This
too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her
little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has
no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from
school and go get dinner. ]]> Humor and Jokes peppercorn http://www.mindspired.com/eroticforums/humor-jokes/1325-therapy-session.html