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Old 4th Oct 2010   #21
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If I were a drink, I'd be hot chocolate because I'm steamy, sweet and delicious! :]
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Old 14th Oct 2010   #22
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If I were an animal, I might choose to be a koala bear. They are cute and lovable, and I would get to be nearer to my good friend . . .
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If I were an animal I might choose to be a kitten. I know she loves kittens and would cuddle me to her lovely breasts
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If I were an animal I might choose to be a kitten. I know she loves kittens and would cuddle me to her lovely breasts
If she made you purrr, would you lick them for her . . . ??
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If I were a vacuum cleaner . . .

I'd give lessons on sucking . . .

Now who is coming to class for a demonstration??
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