The Why's of Men

planet_jane

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO
FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their
butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN
DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a
final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET
SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blond
jokes!)


And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
And laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.

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lilypad

Very funny Jane! Just what I needed to begin this fabulous Friday!
Thanks so much!

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kittykat

Omg....I laughed so hard I spit my water on my monitor!! This was so great jane!! Happy Friday!!!

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cabinboy

LMFAO :-D

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Dionysius

Now those were funny even for a guy!!
I didn't know women wanted men to mow their lawns. If a guy works hard and buys a piece of land with a lawn on it, does she still own it?
OK, dumb. But I tried.

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