Love Italian Sytle

lushi

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it" he said.

His wife watched as her husband read the card, he turned pale, and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

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kittykat

That is hysterical!! Loved it....made the Italian woman in me laugh out loud!

xxxx,
Kitty

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peppercorn

This was funny when you posted it, and it is still hilarious now . . . Thanks, Lushi!

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