The Dating Game

peppercorn

I saw this post at Paul Kedrosky's blog, Infectious Greed Paul Kedrosky's Infectious Greed It was submitted to a contest by Emanuel Derman, and is very funny.


I thought it might be fun to take any category of things and write our own personal ads. Here is what Mr. Derman came up with:

"Fannie Mae with troubled assets, bored with Freddie Mac, seeks well-regulated stimulus package from counterparty too big to fail. No cash for clunkers."

Why not create one of your own?

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Sleek, round, mature edifice with an Italian slant, seeks taller, well-built modern creation. Must have solid foundation and be perfectly straight. Must be a sight to behold and be long and pointy. I may be mature, but I'm not sinking yet . . . email: L.T. Pisa @ needsupport.net

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Tall, feminine, statuesque lady who loves ocean views, but turns a bit green on the ocean from the waves. Learn all the secrets I have inside me and I'll carry a torch for you! They say I am quite a sight to behold. My secrets will set you free. Send all inquiries to libertylady@NYharbor.wve

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