It's Hell To Be Old...

Exakta66

OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

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peppercorn

Great joke -- thanks for the smile!

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Hornyfred

Another old age joke.

A son just buried his father who was just over 103 year old

On going through the old man's papers he discovered his personal diary and flicking through he read as follows

Woke this morning 101 years old. Woke with a terrific erection, couldn't bend it using both hands.

A few more pages on

Woke this morning 102 years old. Woke with a terrific erection, couldn't bend it using both hands

A few further pages on

Woke this morning 103 years old. Woke with a terrific erection. Was able to bend it using my two hands
Must be getting stronger in the wrists.


(PS I hope that is me when I am 103 LOL)

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