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13th Sep 2010
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| Moderator  |  He said to me . . . He said to me . ... . I don ' t know why you wear a bra; you ' ve got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don ' t you? He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That ' s a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ..... Why don ' t women blink during foreplay? I said to him .. . They don ' t have time. He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. .. I don ' t know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said. . . A widow. He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what ' s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what ' s in bed and go to the fridge.
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1st Oct 2010
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| Junior Member  Join Date: Sep 2010  Posts: 2
Gender: Female | Re: He said to me . . . Love it! lmao
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