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Old 22nd Dec 2010   #1
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Default Ho! Ho! Ho!

A gourgeous blonde comes walkin halfway down the stairs and sees Santa puttin the Christmas gifts under the tree.

She lets go one of her nightgown straps and says
"Gee Santa cant you stay awhile"

Santa says
Ho Ho Ho, gotta go, gotta deliver presents to all the kiddies I know"

She exposes one of her tits and says
"Gee Santa cant you stay awhile"


Santa sees this and says
"Ho Ho Ho, gotta go, gotta deliver presents to all the kiddies I know"


The Hot Blonde lifts up her nightgown revealing her bush and says
"Gee Santa cant you stay awhile"

Santa sees this and says
"Hey Hey Hey, Gotta Stay. Cant get up the chimney
with my cock stickin out this way!"


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Default Re: Ho! Ho! Ho!

Ouch!

She couldn't let such a hot Santa out into the cold night air, anyway . . .
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