Blind Fools And Bar Dogs...

Exakta66 · 22nd Dec 2010

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman Pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."

The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."

They walked over to the bar. Before opening the door the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer caught him at the door and said, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."

The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer, with a touch of disbelief in his voice, asked, "A Doberman pinscher?"

The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good. The bouncer said, "OK, then, come on in."

The man's buddy with the Chihuahua had been watching, so he figured he'd try it too. He put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar, knowing that his story would be a bit more unbelievable.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand; this is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer, now totally skeptical, said, "A Chihuahua?!!"

The man with the Chihuahua broke in, "Chihuahua?? A Chihuahua?? They gave me a fuckin' Chihuahua??

peppercorn · 23rd Dec 2010

Brilliant!! LOL Loved this one!

22nd Dec 2010	#1
Exakta66 mindspired Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Fantasy Land, USA. Stories: 67 Posts: 63 Gender: Male	Blind Fools And Bar Dogs... Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman Pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink." The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the bar. Before opening the door the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer caught him at the door and said, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed." The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer, with a touch of disbelief in his voice, asked, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good. The bouncer said, "OK, then, come on in." The man's buddy with the Chihuahua had been watching, so he figured he'd try it too. He put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar, knowing that his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand; this is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer, now totally skeptical, said, "A Chihuahua?!!" The man with the Chihuahua broke in, "Chihuahua?? A Chihuahua?? They gave me a fuckin' Chihuahua?? __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

23rd Dec 2010	#2
peppercorn Moderator Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Frolicking in the woods. Stories: 57 Posts: 1,556 Gender: Female	Re: Blind Fools And Bar Dogs... Brilliant!! LOL Loved this one! __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

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