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Old 12th Mar 2011   #1
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Default Ducks In Heaven...

Three women die together in an accident


And go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says,



'We only have one rule here
in heaven:



Don't step on the
ducks!'



So they enter heaven, and sure enough,



There are ducks all over the
place.



It is almost impossible not
to step on a duck,



And although they try their
best to avoid them,



The first woman accidentally
steps on one.



Along comes St.. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.



St. Peter chains them
together and says,



'Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to



Spend eternity chained to
this ugly man!'



The next day,



The second woman steps
accidentally on a duck



And along comes St. Peter,



Who doesn't miss a thing.



With him is another extremely
ugly man.



He chains them together



With the same admonishment as
for the first woman.



The third woman has observed all this and,



Not wanting to be chained



For all eternity to an ugly
man, is very,



VERY careful where she
steps.



She manages to go months



Without stepping on any
ducks,



But



One day St.Peter comes up to
her



With the most handsome man
she has ever laid eyes on



..... Very tall, long
eyelashes, muscular.


St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.



The happy woman says,



'I wonder what I did to
deserve being


Chained to you for all of
eternity?'


The guy says,



'I don't know about you,



But I stepped on a

Duck.
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Brilliant !!! LOL
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Poor fella, lucky woman.
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