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cabinboy

Q What do you call a Nun sitting on a clowns face

A virgin on the ridiculous

Made me laugh anyway :-D :-D LMAO !

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lushi

oh, cb, puns make me soooo hot! ;-)

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lushi

A penguin is driving along one day and realizes that his car isn't shifting properly. He gets a tow into a shop to see what the trouble is.

While waiting, he goes next door to get an ice cream cone. Being a hot day, a lot of it melts all over his beak, face and feathers. Thinking he will find a restroom to clean up at the auto mechanic's, he returns there.

Just as he walks in, the mechanic sees him and says, "Yeah, you're right, it's the transmission."

"Oh, what is it then," asks the penguin.

The mechanic says, "You blew a seal."

Indignant, the penguin replies, "I did not! That's ice cream!"

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cosmogirl

This gave me a wee giggle :-)
The Perfect Man


The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He never has made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, %*#%!@# this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay

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cabinboy

Giggles

nice one Cosmo

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