Stripper or Belly Dancer?

Dionysius

Have you ever gone to see a stripper? A belly dance? Have you ever been a stripper or belly dancer? If you could be one, which would you rather be?
While at Grad school I used to know a pro belly dancer. Damn she was a fine woman!
She had a thing for me, so I got a "front row seat." Sexiest woman I have ever known.
There is a great song I have known since before there was dirt by the Coasters to help you get your Mind-'spired. C'mon now! Everybody 'fess up!!


Little Egypt
The Coasters
Opens with a drum roll and an announcer saying: "Step right up folks and see Little Egypt do her famous 'Dance of the Pyramids!' She walks. She talks. She crawls on her belly like a reptile!
Just one thin disme. One tenth of a dollar. Step right up folks!"

I went and bought myself a ticket and
I sat down in the very first row, wo wo.
They pulled the curtain but then when
they turned the spotlight way down low, wo wo,
little Egypt came out strutting,
wearing nothing but a button and a bow, wo wo,
singing, "Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah''.

She had a ruby on her tummy and
a diamond big as Texas on her toe, wo wo.
She let her hair down and
she did the hoochie koochie real slow, wo wo,
When she did her special number on a zebra skin,
I thought she'd stop the show, wo wo,
singing, "Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah!".
[Note: I remember it as "ying yang"]

She did a triple somersault and when she hit the ground,
she winked at the audience and then she turned around.
She had a picture of a cowboy tattooed on her spine,
saying Phoenix, Arizona, nineteen forty-nine.

Yeah, but let me tell you people,
little Egypt doesn't dance there anymore, wo wo.
She's too busy mopping and
a taking care of shopping at the store, wo wo.
'Cause we got seven kids and
all day long they crawl around the floor, wo wo,
singing, "Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah

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Dionysius

OK, here is a link to a Youtube slide show of what are supposed to be the 11 Most Beautiful Women in the World. Which one of them would you like to have belly dance for you and which one would you like to have strip for you?? C'mon. Don't be shy!!

YouTube - Top 11 Most Beautiful Women on Earth

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don_govy

Wish I may ...
Wish I might ...
I wish those wishes I wish tonight
I want those babes ...
stripping now ....

I want them all ... and I don't care how !

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peppercorn

Love the rhyme! Nice job.

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