Men Strike Back

Dionysius

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

My response: By the man IF she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to suppo rt you.

My Response: But a lot of them do anyway and certainly are more deserving of their man's gratitude than hybris.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

My Response:....to keep an eye on their men while the men do the dishes. Somebody has to make sure the dishes get really cleaned [just as clean as the beer mugs] before they get rinsed and put in the strainer.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'

Response: ....that women are smarter than men.
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Response:...and that is why men go around with the family oven strapped to their backs to tell when it is time to attempt to open another can of beer.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Response: Because by the time the drunk husband gets to the door to let the dog in, a woman has already entered with her key.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Response: Yep she is always right when she realizes she made a mistake in marrying this perpetually inebriated useless wight.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Response: So when she cuts and enjoys it, she has to go home to a husband who is so drunk he either can't get it up, or can't find where to put it,
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Response....drink so much that they die of cirrhosis of the liver.
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Women will never be equal to men?
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (kind of like they are their own sun and moon and planets)

Response: Yes, some men are legends in their own minds.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested. Then God crea ted Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Response: .....because the woman was smarter and more capable their the two of them combined making it impossible for the two male ego's to relax and let themselves rest.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !

Response: ....that they married fools.

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BDA

wow not the kind of responses one was expecting

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lilypad

I'm shocked I hadn't noticed this one before or maybe I chose not to remember one of our members, being in a predominately FEMALE site, would be so.... hmmm.. what's a good word here? Brave! *smile* Cheers BDA... this was funny... and it is quite sad that some men do still think this way while all the OTHER, much more sensible men are happily still getting laid! *smile*

Thanks for the laughs!

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BDA

phew...someone took it as what it was supposed to be a joke...i know this guy is tooo scared to act like those who the joke protrays...and im not even getting laid.

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