Men Strike Back

BDA · 27th Aug 2008

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to suppo rt you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men?
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (kind of like they are their own sun and moon and planets)
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested. Then God crea ted Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !

kittykat · 27th Aug 2008

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I think that I will keep my opinion to myself on this one.....lol

sosinful · 27th Aug 2008

Aye I agree with Kitty......I'm opting NOT to comment here! LMAO!

seker · 28th Aug 2008

I wont keep my thoughts to myself..... this is funny, just as funny as every single comical post that has ever been made about men..

All is fair in love and war ladies!!!

Shy · 28th Aug 2008

Ok I'm torn.....while I mostly agree with Kitty & Sin .......I also have to slightly agree with Seker ....lol it is a little funny too

27th Aug 2008	#1
BDA mindspired Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Stories: 1 Posts: 90 Gender: Male	Men Strike Back Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------ ------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to suppo rt you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men? until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (kind of like they are their own sun and moon and planets) ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God crea ted Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth ! __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

27th Aug 2008	#2
kittykat Inspired Author Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In the cream Stories: 7 Posts: 968 Gender: Female Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Men Strike Back Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I think that I will keep my opinion to myself on this one.....lol __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

27th Aug 2008	#3
sosinful Inspired Author Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Central Pennsylvania Stories: 2 Posts: 137 Gender: Female	Re: Men Strike Back Aye I agree with Kitty......I'm opting NOT to comment here! LMAO! __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

28th Aug 2008	#4
seker Inspired Author Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tennessee Stories: 8 Posts: 318 Gender: Male Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Men Strike Back I wont keep my thoughts to myself..... this is funny, just as funny as every single comical post that has ever been made about men.. All is fair in love and war ladies!!! __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

28th Aug 2008	#5
Shy Chat Moderators Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dover , De Stories: 3 Posts: 664 Gender: Female Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Men Strike Back Ok I'm torn.....while I mostly agree with Kitty & Sin .......I also have to slightly agree with Seker ....lol it is a little funny too __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

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