The Penis Wants a Raise

sosinful · 10th Sep 2008

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
_______________________________

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

Dionysius · 10th Sep 2008

OMG!!! This is amazing!!!! Funny and very clever.
Thanks for the laughs gorgeous.

Shy · 10th Sep 2008

lmao !!! That was a good one Sin very funny ...

seker · 10th Sep 2008

Quite amusing..... sadly true.... but very amusing.... lmao.

10th Sep 2008	#1
sosinful Inspired Author Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Central Pennsylvania Stories: 2 Posts: 558 Gender: Female	The Penis Wants a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. 8. You will retire LONG before you are 65. 9. You are unable to work double shifts. 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. 11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

10th Sep 2008	#2
Dionysius Inspired Author Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New England Stories: 3 Posts: 939 Gender: Male	Re: The Penis Wants a Raise OMG!!! This is amazing!!!! Funny and very clever. Thanks for the laughs gorgeous. __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

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Shy Chat Moderators Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dover , De Stories: 5 Posts: 1,392 Gender: Female Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: The Penis Wants a Raise lmao !!! That was a good one Sin very funny ... __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

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seker Inspired Author Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tennessee Stories: 11 Posts: 588 Gender: Male Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: The Penis Wants a Raise Quite amusing..... sadly true.... but very amusing.... lmao. __________________ Erotic Stories and Adult Literature

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