Rules of Driving

msounds

Chicago - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn [Lily!! Ha!]

New York - One hand on wheel, one finger out window

New Jersey - One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic

Boston - One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator

Los Angeles - One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap

Italy - Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat

Seattle - One hand on 12 oz., double-shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic

Texas - One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window

Southern male - One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, speed steady at 70 mph, driving down the center of the road unless going around a blind curve, in which case they are on the wrong side of the road

Southern female - One hand constantly adjusting rear-view mirror to show different angles of big hair, other hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment

Oklahoma - Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna

Colorado - Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another’s car

New Mexico - Two hands on the wheel, driving forty-five in a seventy mph zone in the left lane, with the left turn signal on, and making a right turn

Florida - Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible through windshield, driving 35 in the left lane of the Interstate with the left blinker on

Arkansas - One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister

Iowa, Driving In California - Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror

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MSounds

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cabinboy

Drive faster then anyone else, or is that just me.

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firefightinangel

lmao ms...okay I don't fit the southern female critique but I got the male one down to an art...and I thought it was as fast as it'll go around the corners..remember honey we ONLY make LEFT turns and if the people in the next county over can't hear your stereo you need MORE power!!


msounds wrote:
Chicago - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn [Lily!! Ha!]

New York - One hand on wheel, one finger out window

New Jersey - One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic

Boston - One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator

Los Angeles - One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap

Italy - Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat

Seattle - One hand on 12 oz., double-shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic

Texas - One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window

Southern male - One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, speed steady at 70 mph, driving down the center of the road unless going around a blind curve, in which case they are on the wrong side of the road

Southern female - One hand constantly adjusting rear-view mirror to show different angles of big hair, other hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment

Oklahoma - Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna

Colorado - Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another’s car

New Mexico - Two hands on the wheel, driving forty-five in a seventy mph zone in the left lane, with the left turn signal on, and making a right turn

Florida - Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible through windshield, driving 35 in the left lane of the Interstate with the left blinker on

Arkansas - One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister

Iowa, Driving In California - Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror

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UK/Aussies.. everyone! Add more styles! :hammer:


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lushi

Let's hear it for "knee steering"; the trademark of the hardcore multi-tasker!

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cabinboy

Lushi, does multi tasking include applying some slap at the same time as steering with your knees and making phome calls all at the same time (this happens in the UK btw) :-D :-D

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