Limerick Corner--for those who love to rhyme . . .

peppercorn

There was a sweet girl from Altuna
Who heard nasty gossip that would ruin her.
The rumor's untrue--
So what could she do?
She disproved the slur even sooner!

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peppercorn

I hope that I have some good timing,
While thinking of sex and then rhyming.
I'm missing old friends--
Will they come? That depends--
On whether, the walls, they are climbing . . .

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peppercorn

I was tired and started to bed,
When my bell rang--'twas Davey and Fred.
Imagine both their surprise
As I looked upstairs with my eyes,
And none of our faces turned red . . .

I was dressed in my sheer lingerie.
I had planned on just calling the day--
But my guests did arrive,
And I felt more alive,
Since inviting my good friends to stay.

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peppercorn

I brought my friend Dion a basket
Filled with goodies-- though he did not ask it.
He peeked down inside
And his eyes opened wide
And we shared our excitement--couldn't mask it.

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peppercorn

I knew they would give me no trouble,
If invited to stay with me, double.
I stroked both their chins
And admired their grins,
As they knew that I didn't mind stubble.

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