Limerick Corner--for those who love to rhyme . . .

Dionysius

There was an old fella name Jake
Who wore himself quite a rake
The ladies he'd tickle
Twas better than his pickle
So long long sessions with him they did take.

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peppercorn

A girl from Madrid was quite late,
So she scurried away--couldn't wait.
With her man, fine and dapper,
They'd dine on red snapper,
And he'd kiss her sweet lips, at the gate.

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peppercorn

There was a young girl on her phone,
Who played with her man all alone.
She rubbed herself silly,
As he stroked his willy,
Causing both to explode in their zone.

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peppercorn

There was a young fellow from Perth
Who was heavy; he had quite a girth.
Despite being stout,
He could go in and out,
And he sold it, for what he was worth.

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peppercorn

This man keeps his cock in a box.
It is specially made--just for cocks.
He opens it when
His wife has a yen,
And then into her harbor he docks.

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