Limerick Corner--for those who love to rhyme . . .

peppercorn

A man on a boat, one day, sailing,
Was holding some letters for mailing.
They had naked pics --
Showing all this man's tricks,
With his lover bent over the railing!

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peppercorn

Old Joe likes to cum in a mouth.
Then he kisses his way further south.
He likes to eat crisps--
But the salt causes lisps.
Then he speaks of his sex in "the houth."

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peppercorn

Would hate for your wife to be blue--
So here's what I think we should do:
She's so sweet--Don't despair!
Know I'm real glad to share,
So the three of us, can have fun, too!

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peppercorn

He swiped all my tales -- CONFISCATED!
Made me sad, but made him quite elated.
He read them and then,
Read them over again,
For he read them while he masturbated!

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peppercorn

Her sweet man stretched out in the bed.
"That's my favorite spot," he had said.
He spent his whole day
With his sweet girlfriend, Faye,
And both of them ended well-fed.

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