LOBOTOMY A-GO-GO by Oxy Slamo Productions

cabinboy

Bazookas

Minxie

Icecream

Leopard

Happiness

Mod has seen Minxie eating icecream, with her bazookas covered with a leopod skin bikini, her happiness was apparent judging by the large glass of Pimms she was drinking at the same time

(Lush is was Sea-king, as in Helicopter, but i will let you off with that)

Mermaid

Harry Potter

Bacon

St Pancras

Oil of Olay

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Rotsen

Mermaid

Harry Potter

Bacon

St Pancras

Oil of Olay

Harry Potter met the mermaid in old St. Pancras and she was indeed the girl of his dreams, taking his bacon all the way down while begging to let go on her face, “Please oh please, to my skin it’s like Oil of Olay!”

Night

Mountain

Bicycle

Vermin

Fire

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cabinboy

Night

Mountain

Bicycle

Vermin

Fire

On nights when there is a forest fire, I bicycle like fuck down the mountian, scarying all the vermin who try and get in my way, those fuckers will fry first.

Nivea

Trombone

Marmite

Breezers

Waterloo

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lushi

Nivea

Trombone

Marmite

Breezers

Waterloo


Napoleon's army exhausted their supplies of Nivea Body Cream jacking off, then the fools ate all the Marmite which necessitated that messengers had to be sent down the lines, but; they were so fekkin' slow spreading the sad news using their frozen lips on trombones while careening madly on their Breezers, the little general's fate at Waterloo was sealed.


Button

Waltz

Ginger

e-mail

Life Preserver

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Nightwatcher

Button

Waltz

Ginger

e-mail

Life Preserver

I slowly slipped loose the button that held her knickers, slipping the sliver of ginger into her ass as we did a slippery waltz, hanging on to the life perserver, wondering if we would ever e-mail naughty stories to each other again.

Library

crockpot

lorry

french fries

midgets

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