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[size=medium]The night was cool as I snuggled under my blanket listening to the nocturnal sounds floating through the window. I was just drifting off to sleep when I felt her get on the bed. As I lay, still and quiet, giving the illusion of being asleep I could feel her as she moved up the bed, across my body. She nuzzled my neck, licking along the jaw line, nipping at my chin. Still I lay, waiting for what was to come. I had this happen so many time before I knew what she would do, just not always when she would do it. Slowly she moved down my body, straddling my leg, lowering herself down so she was centered on the thick bone in my lower leg. I could feel her nails starting to did into my thigh as she started to rock back and forth rubbing herself on my leg. Sneaking a peek I saw she, head thrown back as she rocked faster and faster. Her nails digging deep in my thigh causing a sharp pain as she tried to keep her balance. Suddenly it stopped and she collapsed along my leg, trying to compose herself. After a bit she shifted upwards, curling into the crook of my arm. I could feel a long sigh, the final thing she does before she goes to sleep. I knew she would sleep the rest of the night, and I smiled. I had only one thought before I drifted off to sleep.[/size]












How the hell do I keep this dayum dog from humping my leg?

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Nightwatcher

[size=medium]The night was cool as I snuggled under my blanket listening to the nocturnal sounds floating through the window. I was just drifting off to sleep when I felt her get on the bed. As I lay, still and quiet, giving the illusion of being asleep I could feel her as she moved up the bed, across my body. She nuzzled my neck, licking along the jaw line, nipping at my chin. Still I lay, waiting for what was to come. I had this happen so many time before I knew what she would do, just not always when she would do it. Slowly she moved down my body, straddling my leg, lowering herself down so she was centered on the thick bone in my lower leg. I could feel her nails starting to did into my thigh as she started to rock back and forth rubbing herself on my leg. Sneaking a peek I saw she, head thrown back as she rocked faster and faster. Her nails digging deep in my thigh causing a sharp pain as she tried to keep her balance. Suddenly it stopped and she collapsed along my leg, trying to compose herself. After a bit she shifted upwards, curling into the crook of my arm. I could feel a long sigh, the final thing she does before she goes to sleep. I knew she would sleep the rest of the night, and I smiled. I had only one thought before I drifted off to sleep.[/size]












How the hell do I keep this dayum dog from humping my leg?

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msounds

Heya Nightwatcher,

Cute!

Well - let's see -

1. Oil your leg. A lot.

2. Put some pepper on your leg [A lot? optional!]

3. Hump her back! [well, not sure if possible but - who knows - she might hate it and she'll get the message!]

4. Eat. While she humps you. Ribs. Steak - something - yummy!

5. Raise your leg higher than her height - get her off the ground. If it won't stop her at least you'll get some exercise! :hammer:

*smile*


Here,
MSounds

P.S. Let us know if you found a solution or if any of the above worked! We might come up with the hump-a-leg-remover book! *smile*

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msounds

Heya Nightwatcher,

Cute!

Well - let's see -

1. Oil your leg. A lot.

2. Put some pepper on your leg [A lot? optional!]

3. Hump her back! [well, not sure if possible but - who knows - she might hate it and she'll get the message!]

4. Eat. While she humps you. Ribs. Steak - something - yummy!

5. Raise your leg higher than her height - get her off the ground. If it won't stop her at least you'll get some exercise! :hammer:

*smile*


Here,
MSounds

P.S. Let us know if you found a solution or if any of the above worked! We might come up with the hump-a-leg-remover book! *smile*

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greedyandneedy

You could erect a small electrified fence around your bed.

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