10 Reasons Thanksgiving is Better than Sex

Nightwatcher

10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.

9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.

8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.

7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.

6. There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.

5. They give you the day off WITH pay to have dinner.

4. Thanksgiving dinner is a "sure" thing.

3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!

2. You're expected to fall asleep after dinner.

1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.

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kittykat

What about being able to touch breasts and thighs without getting your face slapped?? (Yes, I thought of that one myself...lol)

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lilypad

Cute Night!

Oh Kitty - who would slap you for touching their thighs and breasts? Certainly NOT me! That was a good addition!

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peppercorn

You have the choice on Thanksgiving--

You can eat out, or have a full spread banquet in the privacy of your own house . . . . Mmmm ;-)

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