Important Medical Information for all Mindspired Members

Nightwatcher

This public announcement is designed to help with your health.

Do you have trouble seeing? Do you think you may need glasses? Please take the following eye test, designed to aid you in your determination of proper eye health.






Thank you and please watch this thread for more health tips and articles.

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Nightwatcher

The following is a warning by the AMA (American Masturbation Association) about the dangers of masturbation




Always be sure to switch from side to side to keep from suffering this side effect.


Thank you,
I. M. Stroken, Public Affairs AMA

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kittykat

Night, what a wonderful thread!!! I think it is wonderful to keep up-to-date on all important medical info!! Keep it comin'!!!!

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Nightwatcher

THE FOLLOWING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE AMERICAN BEER BREWERS ASSOCIATION.

We all remember when we were told that masturbation would cause us to go blind. And remember when we heard that if you don't use it you lose it? Well science has proven all of these old wives tales to be false.However a new study has shown, much to our dismay, that excessive beer drinking leads to extreme loss if sexual activity. No we are not talking about just passing out when you finally get the chance to nail that cute blond you have been staring at all evening. We are talkiing about ED: ERECTILE DISAPPEARANCE!!! The total loss of the penis due to excessive beer drinking.
(See before and afer pictures below.)

So remember men, enjoy that beer, but in moderation.

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Nightwatcher

The following information is brought to you by SAV-A-MARRIAGE OPTICAL ENHANCEMENT.

Women do you remember the man you married? Strong, handsome, a real stud??? Do you long for those days when you drooled over your man and laughed at the other women who also did, knowing that he was yours and yours alone?

Were you shocked to wake up one morning and find that man of your dreams had changed into someone who once haunted your nightmares? The classic guy who always hits on you at parties, in the stores, the bars, your front yard?

Well worry no more SAMOE has developed the perfect solution to your problem. NOW you can have that man of your dreams again with our special SAV-A MARRIGE optical enchancement. Designed to bring back the passion, bring back the desire. Just put these special contacts in you eyes and you will be all over your man in no time.
(See picture insert below)

Remember SAV-A-MARRIAGE OPTICAL ENHANCEMENT to put the fire back in your marriage.

(Warning side effects include some vision bluring, and possible need for removal on a regular basis to rest. Best if removed before arguing and during mensis.)

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