Is there any good porn

lilypad

Ok - finally a place to give our readers a heads up (pun intended) on the subject. I did list some issues in the general forum - cause there wasn't a place for Porn.

DO NOT PURCHASE -

The Perfect Secretary - if there was a plot - I'm not sure what it was, other than give these two men blow jobs all day. I do love to suck my man - but it was a bit too drawn out for me. They did the spitting thing too - which is a total turn off to me.

Lady Scarface - tons of spitting, too many drawn out repetitious scenes. The thing comes on two dvds and I barely made it through 1/2 the first one. Well, I found if much more entertaining on fast forward. lol.

I really don't want to give up porn - can someone offer something off the orgasmic list?

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Bassman

There are the old classics; Deep Throat and Debbie Does Dallas. Most of the new ones just don't do anything for me. I do remember one I watched several years ago called Remote Control, can't remember all of the story line but I do remember laughing my ass off at the end of the movie. The story started off with the main male character watching TV and his "wife" coming in bitching at him and he did the typical male thing by pointing the remote control at her and pushing the button, this changed her from a bitching shrewish woman to a horny numph and the story goes from there. At the end the remote gets wet, shorts out, and it changes her to a muscular male, the scene fades with the main character screaming into the darkness.

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lilypad

Now THAT sounds like my kind of porn. Oh, how funny! I am going to have to try to find that! It would sure be MUCH more entertaining than the crap they offer now.

I'm glad I'm not the only one turned off - or NOT turned on by the current selection. Guess I better get busy looking for the oldies but goodies!

Thanks bassman!

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cabinboy

I like to see natural porn, call it amatuer porn if you like. Not the hammed up type, just people who are into each other having sex thats not staged.

German and Italian porn seems to be the best. American porn seems to have too much corny talking and appears to be aimed at males, (loads of anal) rather than females. And before you all have a go at me, thats just my view.
:-D

Lily has the right idea, rent it dont buy it.

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lushi

I want porn with a story and no faked orgasms or fake boobs. Like CB said, normal, natural.......... ppl enjoying each other, not trying to act like they are. I will NOT watch US made porn. It's disgusting.

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