The Sextrology Test!

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Linkey - Let me know if it doesn't work right.

I thought this was interesting. Usually I don't put much stock into astrology, but the fact that people all over the world took it dead seriously for centuries and devoted their lives to studying it does lend it at least enough credibility to entertain the notion. It strikes me as more of a precursor to psychological archetypes then a form of prediction - Whatever the case; I thought this was nifty enough to post.

Tis' a simple OkCupid test; just give it your gender and sign and it will spit out the sexual background for your type. Everything apparently comes from the book, Sextrology, by Starsky and Cox.

Anyway, here's my results.

[size=small]Your Score: Sagittarius Man[/size]
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Heterosexual

In anything, the Sag male seems to surrender his own pleasure for the sake of increasing that of his partner. If anybody is going to have a mirror on his ceiling, its the Archer. Even when in the extreme throes of sexual rapture, his partner might sense that Sag is somehow in the role of observer, sometimes wearing an almost voyeuristic smile, no matter how active a part he is obviously taking in the procuring of her pleasure. He is notorious for climbing all over a woman, often to climactic results. He is random in his sexual manner ? everything goes everywhere, with no predicting where his fingers, tounge or penis might next align. Typically, he's a legs and ass man, a woman's tits sometimes generating little more excitement than his own. He relishes seeing his lover reach beyond set sexual limits, in hope she'll eventually beg him to do something she had originally considered outrageous. He can be so addicted to sex, an activity in which there is always a new act to encounter and an ever increasing opportunity to let down ones guard. Sag likes sex to be long on time, cool on tone, but always with a twist: He is, quite simply, kinky by nature. He is mixy matchy in both temperament and sexual behaviour ? a quality that may manifest as a simple swapping of undies with his lover or progress more elaborately to role reversal, swinging or full on group sex.

Straight turn-ons: Tall females, blonds, Scandinavians, flight attendants, (passive) erotic massage, married women, anonymity, verbal action, role-reversal, pantyhose, nylons, pansexuality, onanism, m-m-f threesomes, spit-roasting, tag-teaming, foursomes, swapping, bisexuality, homoeroticism, orgies, hedonism, exhibitionism, (passive) worship, outdoor sex, public sex, leopard skin, wild-woman fantasies, hunting/capture games, gigolo role-play, drugs, asphyxiation


All in all, a large part of that is very true. I do focus almost entirely on pleasing my partner, often to the point of not climaxing at all if I can help it, I'm told that I definitely have the "voyeuristic smile" while having sex, my fingers, tongue, and penis WILL go absolutely anywhere, I am undeniably an ass man, I do relish seeing my lover push her limits, and I am certainly kinky. On the contrary, I've never particularly had much interest in group sex, role reversal, or bi/homo-sexuality; I absolutely adore tits and tall blondes don't do a whole lot for me... I prefer shorter, curvier girls with a darker complexion.

Like I said, I thought it was interesting. Take the test, post your result, and feel free to comment!

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kittykat

Well, I do have to say that most of this is inaccurate, about me anyway...but it was fun to see what they could come up with.



Your Score: Capricorn Woman...
Heterosexual

She is devotedly loyal and deeply loving, expecting perhaps too little in return. Strong and independent, she offers little in the way of head trips, rarely indulging in such girlish role-play as might require attention or the showering of gifts. Having been discouraged from embracing her sexual self as an adolescent, Cap has no real handle on the concept of feminine wiles. Flirting, especially, is not her forte. She isn't looking looking for intrigue from a bond, but a solid working arrangement that can serve as a backdrop for all she seeks to accomplish as an individual. She is fairly conservative sexual character when it comes to her erotic regimen, viewing the intimacy that sex provides as a source of sefety and comfort far more than as an arobatic workout or psycological journal. Still, sex is something of a big deal as she probably came to it relatively late in life. Her sex appeal is anything but superficial and it takes a certain kind of man to withstand the necessarily slow freeing of Cap's carnal appetite. She is intent to setting the pace and must sense no hidden agenda in bed. To her credit, she doesn't require a lot of bells and whistles to make sex special, rather she prefers to achieve a certain greatness by sticking to her usual path. As cliche as it sounds, for her each time feels like the first time. The wildest thing about Capricorn woman is her love or fantasy, and especially the idea of covert sexual activity. She invents dream lovers in her waking hours, possibly fantasizing during a masturbatory moment over the landscaper, her mechanic, or the FedEx guy.

Straight turn-ons: Younger men, dark, curly, wavy hair, lanky physiques, collegiates, intellectuals, tweed, flannel suits, big noses, cleft chins, spectacles, men in uniform, laborers, contractors, strangers, travelers, executives, (passive) worship, masturbating during intercourse, stripping, teasing, exhibitionism, domination, teacher/student fantasies, hands and feet, high heels, hose, garters, lingerie, (active) seduction, delivery men, missionary, doggy style, (passive) oral, tantrism, spirituality, stoicism, hygiene, soapy smells


Homosexual

When it comes to lesbian experiences, she tends to be attracted to pretty young girls, (just as she is to pretty young boys). Still cap lives in a fairly black-and-white world, and one finds few bisexuals among her order. Though she rarely casts herself im the butch role, she will nonetheless be the one wearing the pants in the same-sex relationship. She plays a parent/teacher role to the hilt, demanding attention and obedience in equal measure. At the same time, she encourages her lover to be her own woman, to strike out solo, except. That is, when it comes to solo affairs. She yearns to be pleased soothingly and deliberately, wanting a lover to take her time, particulary in her oral practices, as she lies back and luxuritates in sensation. Sexy lingerie gets her juices flowing, on herself as well as a lover, and she enjoys prolonged tactile stimulation, running her fingers lightly over a lover's body, lingering in all the right places, as her lover does likewise. Dildos are de riguer, but generally employed by her mate slowly and at the appointed time, in combination with other means toward Cap's arousal. She is rarely inclined to return the favor, however, just as she isn't overly giving with oral sex. Watching is a big turn on for the Cap, but she particulary enjoys the sensation of holding, hugging and kissing her partner while a third party is providing most of the entertainment.

Gay turn-ons: Younger women, tall, lean, curvy bodies, long dark hair, extended foreplay, vanilla, femme on femme, (passive) penetration, (passive) oral, (passive) worship, multiple vaginal orgasms, (active) breast play, sensual massage, thongs, demi-bras, boots, heels, mutual grooming, cross-dressing, feet, toes, straight women, casual, no-string sex, (active) lite dicipline, sober sex, afterplay, intimacy, erotica

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seker

Your Score: Libra Man...
Heterosexual

He looks for psycological action along experimential rather than purely physical lines. His character forever is full swing, he is continually out to achieve some objective; this is not the sit-quietly-by-yourself sign. Libra embodies his motto, �We are�, and a relationship with him can feel like a duet or danceathon that has gone too long. A lot is going on in the mind of this man, and he's beaming with agendas. Sex for him must be �beautiful�. His vision of lovemaking is rather lyrical � no fumbling or false starts, but rather a slow, erotic journey with lots of crescendo, and a sweeping, successful finish that should never leave him or his partner wanting. As a result he may, indulges in lavish foreplay, determined to to gratify a woman early on if only as a preventive measure, daunted by the prospect of not delivering a big bang during intercourse. Fittingly, he is a �light�, surfacey lover � orderly, yet improvisational. Kissing a woman's mouth, neck, ears, whatever, Libra expertly employs breath- sharp inhalations or hot blows � to awake hidden erogenous zones. He is a master of the soft touch, barely tracing his fingers over a woman's body, allowing her anticipation to play a part in arousal. Libra is engineered for a tantric style of lovemaking. By taking a more yogic approach to sex � the erotic act with Libra can indeed be a transcendent experience. With the brain being by far the Scale's most powerful tool, sexually or otherwise, he may, in extream cases, become so immersed in the erotic that it replaces any real, physical contact, intrigued as he is by no-fuss, no-muss hands off experiences. Classy strippers, phone sex, autoeroticism, as well as elaborate mind games of domination and submission and voyeuristic fantasies are Libran domain.

Straight turn-ons: Dominant females, tall women, classic beauty, models, (active) worship, long, straight hair, alabaster skin, kissing, licking, cleavage, cunnilingus, vanilla, voyeurism, female masturbation, (passive) lite bondage, girl on top, side entry, licking, blowing, biting, (active) nipple play, m-m-f threesomes, couples, private clubs, erotica, (passive) nipple play, sensual touching

Well I dont know about the m-m-f bit.... perhaps f-m-f but other than that.... I think that about sums it up.

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Shy

Your Score: Taurus Woman...
Heterosexual

Of all the possible milieus in which to mingle, Taurus Woman is most in her element i bed � unabashedly lusty and instinctual, her sexuality is unencumbered by psychological bells and whistles. As the sign of sexual resonse, Taurus is an exceedingly reactive recipient in the bedroom- though generally not in any other room in the house as she likes sex in a sanctified boudoir setting- getting off on playing a traditional female role, particulary in her choice of sexual position. She is decidedly a real bottom girl, of all the female signs, the most strictly passive. Hungril, and most audibly, she invites a man into whichever nook and cranny achingly begs for penetration. In her exaggerated penchant to please a man orally, one might suspect she has an extra G spot lodged somewherein that Taurean ruled throat. Taurus takes the exploration of her femininity to near fetishistic heights, organically falling into role-plays as striptease artist, geisha, or even expert call girl, without any forethought or shade of irony. Sex isn't something to engage in lightly or to participate in slightly � for Taurus it requires complete surrender, which in turn culminates in a kind of transcendent ecstatic state. She craves a slow, sensual, systematic detailing of her entire being, the bulk of her sexual excitement stemming from utter acquiescence to a man's exploration and domination of her, executed sweetly but deeply. Money, looks, sense of humor- all such other bulleted points on her checklist go right out the window if her manlacks in the lovemaking department. If Taurus does enter a relationship with, say, that aforementioned childhood sweetheart, she may have nothing to compare her guy to, gaining an ever sneaking suspicion that she's missing out on something.

Straight turn-ons: Tall men, swimmers builds, smooth torsos, clean-shaven looks, hairy legs, executives, silk, satin lingerie, sheets, blue eyes, big noses, (active) oral, sixty-nine, submission, lite b+d, erotica, softcore porn, muscular hands, feet, flattery, (passive) seduction, nibbling, licking, pillow talk, gifts, surprises, (passive) anal sex, money, success, call girl role-play, m-m-f fantasies, seduction, stripping


Well it's pretty right on ......expect that I'm not into anal sex or mmf

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seker

Shy sweetie.... only half of that is corret... the rest of it is bs.... I know you well enough to know.

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